Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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