It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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