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  • 89 46
    Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 15, 11 at 5:43pm

    Lincoln fetish?

  • 76 39
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Sep 16, 11 at 2:29am

    Fourscore and twenty beers ago..

  • 71 62
    Submitted by MasonE on Sep 15, 11 at 3:14pm

    I'm tall and have a beard

  • 61 53
    Submitted by jerm69anl on Sep 15, 11 at 9:57pm

    kesha?!

  • 62 68
    Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Sep 15, 11 at 2:23pm

    Motherfuckin hipsters

  • 52 51
    Submitted by wallaby on Sep 15, 11 at 5:45pm

    no! no! no you don't. this is perfectly fine drunken behavior. in fact there needs to be more of it.

  • 42 38
    Submitted by frognot on Sep 16, 11 at 10:56am

    I am 6'4" and have a beard. totally hit me up.. i have a fridge full of beer and freezer full of liquor. and yes i have a memory foam bed.

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Aeosteleth on Sep 16, 11 at 3:43am

    Wubbazugg is a rapist.

  • 42 45
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 16, 11 at 2:57am

    <tall biker with a beard. Come get some.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by 1TrackminD on Sep 15, 11 at 9:25pm

    since when did my area code change?

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 15, 11 at 6:16pm

    Don't! I have a beard.

  • 33 36
    Submitted by crazyman217 on Sep 18, 11 at 8:17pm

    Marina Sirtis?

  • 44 60
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Sep 16, 11 at 1:38am

    Actually, I might take up where you left off, those are two of my favorite attributes on a man.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by rak393 on Sep 16, 11 at 4:50am

    I'm surprised I have never said something like that. Except I wouldn't be telling myself that I should stop.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by KG500 on Sep 15, 11 at 10:38pm

    my life! I swear, they find me!

  • 38 55
    Submitted by deckswife on Sep 15, 11 at 2:17pm

    why?

  • 40 60
    Submitted by armor8k8piercing on Sep 15, 11 at 8:50pm

    I'm 6'10" and have a chinstrap!

  • 38 57
    Submitted by quick on Sep 15, 11 at 5:48pm

    This have to be my life

  • 40 64
    Submitted by UNconTROLLABLE on Sep 15, 11 at 2:38pm

    *Waives hand* "No you don't"

  • 40 67
    Submitted by JoeD8767 on Sep 15, 11 at 6:46pm

    I'm tall and have a beard. and I've been told I'm a good kissed.

  • 32 58
    Submitted by slores_r_us on Sep 16, 11 at 8:18pm

    They better have glasses too.