Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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