Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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