Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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