Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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