areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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