I hate your face
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize