Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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