Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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