he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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