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  • 88 73
    Submitted by TowerCrane on Jun 6, 10 at 3:41pm

    hint: this text isn't actually about smoking.

  • 82 76
    Submitted by ottergoat on Jun 6, 10 at 3:09pm

    What's with the unnecessary "OMG I'M SO OFFENDED BY THE VERY IDEA THAT PEOPLE SMOKE" comments? Jeez, all the activities people write about in their texts and THAT'S the worst?

  • 79 71
    Submitted by _bbycakes on Jun 7, 10 at 6:47pm

    If you've ever had sex, you'd know this post isn't about smoking in general.

  • 71 60
    Submitted by AssClown on Jun 10, 10 at 12:27am

    i had that phrase on a zippo. its deff not a text and even if it is they stole it

  • 72 72
    Submitted by drunkindancer on Jun 6, 10 at 7:26pm

    I'm pretty sure this is about sex..

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 9:08am

    Seriously, the general population of TFLN must be retarded because no one got this joke... Forreal my 13 year old bro understands this line. Fuckin dumbshits.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by what_it_do on Jun 6, 10 at 2:42pm

    repeat, this was reworded from a few days ago (or i saw it in randoms) please post new things

  • 64 73
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 6, 10 at 5:23pm

    Yup, had it that good too.

  • 68 85
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 6, 10 at 3:49pm

    This is a very old joke. Fail.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by purplenugs on Jun 7, 10 at 3:21am

    ive been saying this for years as a pick up line, and like nine times outta ten it does absolutely nothing but make the girl laugh, but still ten percent get wobbly knees and start blowin mah trumboner

  • 73 98
    Submitted by tresment on Jun 6, 10 at 2:40pm

    Now that's what I'm talking about!

  • 61 76
    Submitted by ottergoat on Jun 6, 10 at 3:10pm

    That said, this was from a pick-up line from like, 2000. Lame.

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 10 at 5:02am

    The 90's called. They want their joke back. Oh and they also said "be original you dumb fuck"

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 10:16pm

    205 reppinnnnn'.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by jrob23 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:50am

    Hahahaha

  • 62 94
    Submitted by WallsOfTruth on Jun 7, 10 at 1:04am

    You cannot break down the walls of truth

  • 53 83
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jun 6, 10 at 2:35pm

    Not that good

  • 53 84
    Submitted by bamafan on Jun 6, 10 at 4:37pm

    Someone please explain the joke

    • 49 78
      Submitted by toadaron on Jun 6, 10 at 5:10pm

      it = sex

    • 69 69
      Submitted by JenBen on Jun 7, 10 at 12:14am

      It is a stereotypical for people to have a cigarette after having great sex. He's saying it was so amazing that not only did he and his partner have a cig, so did the neighbors. It's an old joke.

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 8, 10 at 12:32am

    even if it is an old joke, its still funny as long as it actually happened.

  • 52 83
    Submitted by hellbillyngr on Jun 6, 10 at 11:27pm

    seriously? I quit usin this joke over 10 years ago... way to be original

  • 49 77
    Submitted by summerstorm on Jun 6, 10 at 10:14pm

    I want sex that good!

  • 52 84
    Submitted by jem on Jun 12, 10 at 11:01pm

    Creative = FAIL

  • 50 85
    Submitted by kgnightiloveu on Jun 11, 10 at 1:18am

    why is this even on here. I find NO humor in this... unless drunkindancer is right

  • 54 98
    Submitted by cantfeelmyface14 on Jun 6, 10 at 3:16pm

    ...... huh?

  • 40 80
    Submitted by bailee666 on Jun 8, 10 at 1:25pm

    Ha I saw this somewhere.

  • Submitted by TheGypsy on Jun 6, 10 at 2:36pm

    Oh my god people smoking! that is some high quality comedy right there