Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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