ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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