Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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