Haha- too true, 4:24. That type of thing can be a mistake if it happens once, but if it happens more often than that, please buy smaller condoms. If she's already seen your dick, you can't fool her with "magnum" wrappers- she knows you're small!
how about losing your virginity....leaving your condoms in the bed where you sleep (gross) and then waking up and sitting on one, then...pulling it out of your vag 30 min. later when you go pee.
11:54 - how did you not feel it in there after a while? And didn't it start to smell? This happened to me, but I figured it out by noon the next day...
4:22 is right... I was using some of the shitty ones from the health clinic and they would not stay on, but when I used a regular store bought one, it stayed on no problem
Happened to me twice. But it was cause we were cuddling and he stayed inside of me when he went flaccid. And he was a gentlemen and pulled it out for me. Boy did that tickle XD
i thought i had this same scenario last summer in my car but my friend just found the condom stuck between the pages of a map about a week ago.
i just said 'oh, thats where it went', peeled it and chucked it out the window.
This happened once when I made the sound of a truck backing up as I was exiting. Her laughter made everything contract and she refused to give up the condom as I got my dick out. I blamed her for that one...
Why would it take someone days to figure out there's something stuck in their choch?? Air that ish out ... maybe trying cleaning it once in a while too.
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