we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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