I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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