I just made out with a guy for $7.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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