She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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