You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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