I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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