I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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