Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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