Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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