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  • 84 39
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 15, 12 at 4:42pm

    That's why he asked you to put your phone on vibrate.

  • 73 39
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 15, 12 at 6:59pm

    He used all of his big boy words.

  • 67 44
    Submitted by Naysayer123 on Oct 15, 12 at 9:07pm

    CloroxTaco apparently you never have had a good sext. If done right they can be great.

  • 59 39
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 15, 12 at 9:17pm

    I saw your colon!

  • 54 37
    Submitted by Zingo71 on Oct 15, 12 at 11:41pm

    Must've been 18 pages long...

  • 50 47
    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Oct 15, 12 at 6:36pm

    You've obviously never had a proper pounding if you're being satiated by a cell phone text.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by ashannen25 on Oct 15, 12 at 9:42pm

    He must be very small.

  • 36 34
    Submitted by lordabortion on Oct 27, 12 at 4:41am

    is "railing" the cool new word kids are using these days?