anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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