You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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