Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
there is glitter all over my balls
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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