I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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