Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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