I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The power of my boobs compel you
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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