so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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