omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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