...so i touched it.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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