I cannot find my penis.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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