My underwear smells like fireworks.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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