Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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