just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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