um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You were trust falling into bushes
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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