we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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