Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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