I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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