if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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