There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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