Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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