I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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