I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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