I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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