I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I just threw up on my dentist
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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