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  • Submitted by Xiroz on May 9, 11 at 11:08am

    Gotta hand it to him: he's got balls doing that!

  • Submitted by mccheesy on May 9, 11 at 2:18pm

    that's when you smile and look right back at him saying "happy herpes day", just to see his reaction. don't forget to post pictures afterwards too.

  • Submitted by skyharbor on May 9, 11 at 12:40pm

    Following text: \n"And that was the last thing he ever did."

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    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 12:07am

    Danger Zone!

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    Submitted by BillTheButcher15 on May 9, 11 at 8:28pm

    This is almost hallmark card worthy! lol

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    Submitted by StripperBot on May 9, 11 at 11:19am

    That's some funny shit, heh.

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    Submitted by sirrybirry on May 9, 11 at 11:20am

    lmao xD

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    Submitted by mad_hatter on May 10, 11 at 10:43pm

    Thought the comments were funnier than the post

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    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 9, 11 at 1:41pm

    yea, just wait untill july 4th, he'll give you a "fireworks" show

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    Submitted by xero0000 on May 12, 11 at 1:39am

    Was she his mom?

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    Submitted by tigs3 on May 12, 11 at 1:27am

    Bet he does have balls anymore!! I know I'd have cut them off!!

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    Submitted by randomtangent on May 14, 11 at 1:23am

    Same thing happened to me except it went like this:\nHim: Happy Mother's Day.\nMe: I'm not a Mother.\nHim: You will be if you keep fucking with me as he busted inside me. \nI was dumbfounded.

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    Submitted by kaylalala8894 on May 10, 11 at 11:18pm

    Who would call this a good night?

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    Submitted by seanla37 on Jun 21, 11 at 3:11pm

    wow you inspired me im goingto do thisto my catholic girlfirend so she will be forced to marry me after i knock her up like this she has always trusted me to pull out and i always have but after reading this and knoing the girl wont kill me or leave me like you didnt with him im shooting in all in her so i can have kids and finally get married after 7 years of fing her without knoicking her up

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      Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 9:30pm

      Pulling out wont always help. People have gotten pregnant without being come into because you have a little bit on the tip the whole time. Just makes it harder to get pregnant. Thought you should know

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    Submitted by fire_kidd on May 10, 11 at 4:38pm

    Blahahha

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    Submitted by Sixlets on May 9, 11 at 4:48pm

    Mccheesy- hahahaha!!!!

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    Submitted by xemans6 on May 10, 11 at 10:22pm

    and u would walk right right in to the sex shop and ask" do u sell mothers day cards here?"

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    Submitted by snugglebutt on Jun 21, 12 at 11:49pm

    Lol, I woulda said: happy father day asshole have fun paying child support.

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    Submitted by xbb2226 on Jun 3, 11 at 7:35am

    you shouldve used a rubber and then you would not have had this problem!

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    Submitted by rotflmfao on May 9, 11 at 12:17pm

    All bad

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    Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on May 10, 11 at 6:16pm

    Love this

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    Submitted by hotmama66 on May 10, 11 at 8:09pm

    Creeeeeepy!!!!

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    Submitted by gladyz_lz on Sep 19, 11 at 10:58pm

    Damn. That is just so wrong! \nBut since it ain't me pretty hilarious

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    Submitted by eteete on May 9, 11 at 10:48pm

    FIRST

  • Submitted by firstfirst on May 9, 11 at 10:56am

    First